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How did the pepper make the other pepper blush?

He asked her on a datil!

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1. Why don't you buy salmon from an Egyptian God?

It's always bloody Ra!!!

2. Yo mama so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag

3. I need some dad jokes about food

I heard a rumor about butter, but I don't want to spread it. I had a joke about Pizza, but it's a little cheesy. Edit: Go ahead with alcohol jokes if you want. I won't wine about them.

4. I had to wait in line to get a hair-cut, so I started grilling some meat.

It was a barber-queue.

5. What do a marine biologist and an NFL scout have in common?

They're both paid to study Dolphins.

6. According to Kid Rock, humans can understand up to 25 letters of the alphabet.

Only God knows Y.

7. My boss told me to have a good day...

...so I went home.

8. Why did she sell sea shells on the sea shore

She had a shellfish personality

9. My neighbor

I live next to an old man who clearly has advanced dementia. Every morning when I leave for work he asks me if I've seen his wife, and I have to tell him she died ten years ago. My girlfriend says why don't you just move away so you don't have to go through this every morning? I tell her I would miss the smile he gives me every morning when he hears it.

10. My wife asked me, "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were dating?"

So i took her out for dinner and a movie, then dropped her off at her parents' house.

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